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So I really love hoax news websites like The Onion and The Sarcasmist and TV shows like Video Zonkers and Whacked Out Sports. The laughs they give you are unbelievable and pain-inducing. In keepig with my recent policy to sound a little less modest, I can proudly say that I've got a sense  of humour to match. Hence, The Rotten Egg, soon to be the internet finest source of news that never happened.
Enjoy the editor's first attempt at what he thinks is a news article and don't hesistate to leave some garbage for him in the comments box.

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